“People on planes are the worst, people on planes, they complain. They get off the plane, they come to your house and they tell you about their whole flight experience. And they make it sound like it was a fucking cattle cart in poland in the 40’s, just make it… ‘That was the worst day of my life, i had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes!’ Thats a story in this country, thats a fucking hardship, that you had to sit on the runway. People will listen to that story, they will stop doing the dishes, and turn a round and say ’ oh my God really, for 40 minutes, thats awful, you should sue them’
‘I had to sit on the run way, for 40 minutes’ OMG really? then what happened, did you fly through the air, like a bird Incredibly!? Did you soar into the clouds, impossibly? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight? Then land softly on giant tires that you couldn’t even con sieve how they fucking put air in them?
How dare you! Bitching about flying!?
‘but i had to pay for my sandwich’ YOUR FLYING! Your sitting in a chair in the SKY. Your like a greek myth right now. ‘But my chair doesn’t go back very far and its sort of squishing my knees’””